Shoot the Fat Lady and Wallpaper the Whiteboy Blues

Some quickie fun items for the weekend:

• Quick video of a fat lady falling down - very nice!
  
• Some nice artsy wallpaper to download if you still do that sort of thing. I do.
  
• The new "shoot-first" law in Florida - Yee haw! Now why didn't Texas think of that?
  

Hey!...and my funtastic well-selling autobiography is now selling on Amazon. Does that make me a legit author now? Heck yes! I'd vote for me!